Trying her luck as an author, Jenni ?JWoww? Farley offered up her two cents on the rules of dating, booty calls and looking ?fresh to death.?
In her new book, ?The Rules According to JWoww,? the ?Jersey Shore? star dished on the dating world by saying, ?If it smells like a hookup?it is a hookup. Don?t smush too soon.?
Continuing on, Jenni advises that "hair belongs on your head ...nowhere else," and a "sloppy drunk is not a good look for anyone."
Joining the ranks of her co-stars, Snooki and The Situation, who have already released books of their own, Jwoww?s new tome will hit shelves on February 8th.